Guesstimating

Recently I came closer with a friend who I had not opportunity to chat with but willing to do so as he seemed to be very sensible and coincidently he belonged to the same Alma Mater as mine, which we always try to reflect credit on while talking to others. However the destiny never allowed us to be a colleague, but fortunately or unfortunately, we are colleagues now in Taiwan.
Recently to my surprise this boring internship job relocated me close to his place and naturally I started spending a lot of time with this friend of mine.
It’s of great relevance in this context so let me tell you that I usually try to learn from my friends, not because they love to teach me but I also observe them and then learn it if I find their methods really effective. I did the same with this friend and it did not take me long to observe that he starts every sentence with a big “NO” ONLY if he has to shoot back as a reply to an argument, most of the times without caring about the supporting facts demanded by arguer. Reason being is his Repellent nature and his ready-made presumptions based on his trivial experiences in the past. He bluntly says “NO”, even if you tried to produce some facts to support your argument. You must be wondering how I happened to have friendship to this person. The tricky but simple answer to this question is to avoid getting into arguments with this “NO” buddy.
Last few incidents I remember are, I bought an expensive Sunglass and wore it the whole day to have a feel of proud owner of the product. It’s beauty made many friends comment good or bad and certainly that invited my “NO” buddy to poke me to argue about me calling it EXPENSIVE. Needless to mention how he went about it!!! But the result of his argument is worth mentioning that he proved this sunglass to be worthless and it deserves to be coming free with a 70 bugs TEA CUP.
Later, followed to this talk, we discussed about a beauty queen, when asked for his consent if he too liked her, he said, “NO”, her cheeks should have been shrunk a little then she would look good and eyes are not beautiful. We discussed about marriage and he stressed that he would like to get married to a homely girl, because he cares a lot about the fact that his wife must be a VIRGIN and he won’t mind going to an extent where he can ask for a virginity test result from his alliances.
When I raised a question that since you have pursued so many girls, why don’t you expect the same from your would be wife. He answered, your argument is correct but my wife must be pure. I asked how would you test that?? He said, come on, when science can change the reproductive organs of a person why they can’t know if they are still virgin!!! CLEAN BOLD!!
Everyday we talk and all the talks & discussions are really entertaining but the results are always in his favor. His attitude towards every single thing reflects a strange impression to me, somewhat conservative. One of our common friends even told me that…I am pretty bugged with this friend and I deliberately do opposite of what he (this friend) says…and I always find it my decisions correct. So he recommended me to do the same…this story continues…I will keep updating you with his latest movements….