Overnight stay at Hell!

I had one sleepless night stay in Hell even when i am alive....its a recent aapbiti which i would really like to share with u all guys...First day when i came to stay in University Dormitory it was dark..and looked like its been inhabitated for ages...I thought of complaining the very next day to the caretaker..and well for today...somehow i tried to sleep..but something started licking me and sucking me[;)]....finally got to know that its mosquitoes....well, to to get rid of it, planned to visit the family mart in my campus, which claims to be open for 24 hrs...so decided to check with both the things, mosquito-repellent as well as their commitment to be work 24X7...i reached..and to my surprise it was still open...i asked them about anti-mosquito coil/ointment/anything for that matter...no response since they were trying to understand...again tried with american accent which i think is just twisting ur tongues and few more complexities involved....but didn't work....finally started acting...so at the 3 'o' clock..started playing dumb charades...finally ended up with nothing....and the mosquitos had a tummy-full feast....this was my one night stay at Hell!!!!!!!